This is the Drawing Boards Gentlemen’s Guide Skateboard Deck. Not only do Drawing Boards decks look and skate the business, they are also a UK brand.

This exquisite piece of Canadian maple teaches manners and decorum to the less refined skateboarder among us, such as: DON’T focus your deck due to your First World problems. DO give it to someone in need. DON’T sit at home on a sunny day. DO leave the house and cruise the streets. DON’T get so wasted that you can’t control your wood. DO play with your wood until your heart’s content.